Sharks vs. Cats: Comparison
- Cats make your house smelly. Sharks do not.
- Sharks are an evolutionary bombshell. Cats are not.
- Cats shed nastiness all over you and give you fleas. Sharks do not.
- Sharks will eat your enemies. Cats will only slightly inconvenience them.
- Cats don’t close beaches. Sharks do.
- Sharks are always on the move. Cats are lazy and shiftless.
- Cats are just generally mean and cranky. Sharks will fuck you up.
- Sharks can only get eaten by orcas or people. Cats can be eaten by all three in addition to an assload of other predators.
- Cats were killed during the plague because people hated them more than RATS. Sharks laughed at the plague.
- SHARKS RULE, CATS SUCK.
That is all.